Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.
This post has always bothered me because NO ONE IN FAIRYTALES HAS EVER HAD THEIR FIRST-BORN AT THEIR WEDDING BECAUSE THEY DON’T GENERALLY HAVE OUT-OF-WEDLOCK BABIES.
Before and After Photoshop [via]
PLEASE REALIZE YOU CANT LOOK 100% PERFECT WITHOUT PHOTOSHOP. Honestly, they were fine in the before so it’s ridiculous that they edit it so much
In case any of you were thinking about being sad today..
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
family guy is sexist, racist, homophobic, and transphobic on a regular basis but the people who watch it don’t get offended until seth macfarlane kills a dog that isn’t real